Crosby Fan Crying - Just like Crosby

I want kids and I want them now. I had no idea that it was okay to pyschologically break them down for your own enjoyment. And this was just the tip of the iceberg. Imagine the kids reaction when the dad tells him that Sidney is a pussy.

Career Advice w/ BMOC

Turns out a million beers on Thursday fucks up your Friday #wheresthepukebucket

Career Advice w/ BMOC

I regret to inform JBS nation, but I did not get the promotion. I appreciate all the fan mail and support that I received over the past 2 weeks. It's clear our audience understands that with great quotes, comes great consequences. But on the bright side, not having any respsonsibilites did free up about 2 hours for me to create this badass Suh desktop doll. Go here for the instructions. All you should need is a scissor and glue.

Next up on my slow climb to the top of the corporate ladder, "Somehow I Manage" by Michael Scott.

Ahhh. Did I Catch a Brain Tumor in There?

Just heard the reason Jerome Harrison failed his physical was because of a brain tumor? Is this real life?

Game 6 Live Update: Ron Washington Is Humping the Sh*t Outta the Dugout Right Now

It's been real Tigers, but I'm done. I just can't watch that crack addict hump the railing any more. It seriously felt like he was putting his penis inside of me with each run that crossed the plate.

Thought we might have even caught a break there when Bartman reached out and snatched that sure out away from Hamilton leading to the 2 run jack, but nope. Jackson and Raburn decided to play tummy sticks out in right-center and gave a run back about 10 seconds later. Just not in the cards tonight folks.

Oh shit, here comes Brad Penny. Uncle. Uncle!

Great Minds Think Alike

Talked with BMOC today about his thoughts on rivalry weekend and to my surprise he's not going the Michigan State slappy route and predicting a 55-10 route by MSU. In fact on the count of 3 we both revealed our final score predictions and I had Michigan 31-30 and he had Michigan 29-28. My main thought is that if the game remains low scoring it favors MSU but I just don't think anyone in the nation can contain Denard to one, if not more big plays. Do I think he'll get away with that jump ball bullshit he pulled against ND and have a miraculous comeback? Hell no, but I think he'll get 3/4 yards per run attempt and then bust one, two, or even possibly three big runs that result in Michigan scores. Plus you have to take into account that Smith or Shaw could do the same. I'm also looking forward to seeing Devin Gardner under center and a few tricky plays that should free Denard up to get the ball in space.

Bottom line is we both agreed this one will be be close and a semi high scoring affair. Great minds think alike even if one of us went to UofM and the other went to Eastern/transferred to MSU. Boom Roasted!

PS - I google searched "House Divided" and this image came up and I almost crapped my pants in anticipation of a Northwestern/MSU love child. This kid is destined to be a genius with a drinking problem. And don't pretend you don't know where the respective genes are coming from.

Career Advice with BMOC

Lesson: While sports quotes are great and inspiring, they DO NOT work in every situation.

The Situation: Interview with Director of Client Support for Leadership position.

The Quote: "Pride Comes Before the Fall"

I've never seen a guys head snap so fast. You would of thought I said I like to rape little girls. So while my peers were discussing how they can promote synergy, increase their bandwidth, and focus on their core competencies, I'm talking myself in circles and closing with "Pride Comes Before the Fall".

If I get a second interview, they better not ask me how to improve the department. "We don't need no meows, we don't need no cats, we need more dogs" seems like the right answer. I'll let you know how that goes.